If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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