Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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