butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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