: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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