If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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