What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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