awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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