Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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