which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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