why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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