oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
