I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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