D3 body, D1 cock
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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