Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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