I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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