I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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