Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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