shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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