i don't like sucking hair
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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