why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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