good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
