Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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