Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
