this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm passing your future prison.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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