I need help removing her.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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