You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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