I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
