I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I would ride that face into the sunset
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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