I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
honey bunches of taint.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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