put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
