then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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