the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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