i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Please don't give away my fajitas
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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