mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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