He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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