She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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