Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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