Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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