What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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