Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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