This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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