the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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