I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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