i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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