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arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
only if we run a train.
done.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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