I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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