I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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