just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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