no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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