And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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